Hammer and Tickle: A Cultural History of Communism

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You may quote someone else or post one of your own. An old crone had to wait for two hours to get on a bus. Here are 9 kids games adapted to the Corporate World. They never know when they're being taped." "I used to say that politics is the second oldest profession, and I have come to know that it bears a gross similarity to the first." "I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting." "In a disastrous fire in President Reagan's library both books were destroyed.

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Great Political Wit

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Comm'n, Model Equal Employment Opportunity Policy: A Guide for Employers (no date) ("Examples of prohibited sexual harassment include, but are not limited to:. .. Seriously though… The devil himself could call himself “Pro Life,” and most people calling themselves Christians would slap a “Beelzebub 2016” sticker on their cars. “There has to be some form of punishment.” ~ Donald Trump, speaking about women who get abortions Here is the power of abortion to the Single-Issue Evangelical Voter: Just four short years after compromising their principles (the belief that Christians could only vote for other Christians) by voting for a Mormon, evangelical voters are already ignoring the right and moral pleas of that same Mormon, and deciding to vote for a man who is–by any estimation–about as far from Christ-like as any citizen this country could offer up.

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Sacred Cows, Righteous Beefs

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Advice columnist Umbra Fisk unpacks what you need to know about those popular, squishy containers of ready-to-eat kiddo treats. I made this as an illustration to the news that Vlad Putin, whose grief over the dissolution of the Soviet Union has led him on a quest to find the culprit, has now concluded that it was Vlad Lenin. Wuerker says there's a "certain magic" about a good cartoon. The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"

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The Best Ever Book of Laborer Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes

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I'm seeing a lot of funny post-debate images. Post those or any humorous things you've seen about the debate. (Ken Stone is trending on Twitter.) "If I win, I am going to instruct my Attorney General to look into your situation. The association with striptease is that in a bygone era, mocking skits and ecdysiastic displays were often on the same playbills in certain venues. 4. C. right in the middle of Clinton’s inaugural ball. 41.

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Politicians on an Island

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You already miss this year's Ramadan Bombathon? President Bush took a fishing trip during his weekend in Maine for a family wedding. Or look at Trofim Semenovich Alekseev. It’s America’s destruction of the snail darter but not Mussulmanism’s destruction of the Bamyan Buddhas or its proposed destruction of the Sphinx and the Pyramids, let alone its obliteration of all the pre-Rome cradles of Christianity but for remaining ruins in the Middle East and dust of the desert in North Africa.

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Biden Time: Crazy Uncle Joe in His Own Words

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Because if that fool Reagan was right all along... ...what kind of fool am I? And here’s something clever, at least for people who are familiar with both Gary Johnson’s failure to know the supposed significance of a Syrian city and the “ nobody cares ” scene from Jurassic Park. This just in — all of the “Angels in the Outfield” have been traded. — Bill Littlejohn, South Lake Tahoe, Calif. Hours later, Andeel posted a video online. In it, Anwar bangs a tambourine, leading others in a joyful, call-and-response song. “Why is Morsi crying?” “Because Sisi arrested him,” everyone replies in unison.

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Stars and Swipes: 30 Postcards of Awkward Americana

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This is a commemorative speech dedicated to my mother that I had to do for my publ. Get More Stories Like This In Your Inbox! On top of this, a devastating earthquake, drought and higher world interest rates pushed Romania at the beginning of the 1980s into the situation of not being able to repay its foreign debt. Jupiter Scientific does not acknowledge the person who submitted the joke. Who, day and night, must run the greatest nation, Heed the polls and Karl Rove, say his daily prayers?

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Pols: Great Writers on American Politicians from Bryan to

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It was more like he really wanted to understand the cultures he was immersed in. It was held as a chance for delegates and donors to mingle after the day-long event, and saw many drinking throughout the evening – with one person passing out at a table. C.) and Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump. “On freshening things up, what about: I used to be obsessed with Donald Trump’s hair, that was until I got to spend 11 hours staring at the top of Trey Gowdy’s head,” campaign Chairman John Podesta suggested in an email on Oct. 24, 2015. 11 hours – That’s pretty tough.

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Buck Tanner's FAQs: Volume Two - Secret Service

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In comparison, the communist apparatchiks were not well educated and at the same time were very tough bureaucrats, characteristics well depicted in the political jokes. Dudden, Arthur Power. "The Record of Political Humor." There were allusions to his relationship with Sally Hemmings in the newspapers of the time; there was the kind of, you know, satirical character assassination that we take for granted today. For a one-time initiation fee of $35, you can get a card that has no benefits or rewards whatsoever.

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American Fail: What's wrong, who is to blame and how to fix

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Borowitz’s humor is, as I wrote, necessary. Criticism is prejudice made plausible. must be either right or wrong, and that 99 % of them are wrong. A truly radical stand-up comedy performance might consider the implications and uses of violence and nonviolence. Created either by brilliant scientists or by God himself, depending on your political beliefs, the Internet has given us countless spectacular advances in the way we live — and avoid living — our lives.

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