Nuttiest Knock-Knocks Ever

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Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? The Unfinished Symphony was started by Schubert, not Beethoven! What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur? At a press conference, President George W. HAHAHA

NOT FUNNY...

I don't get the last two jokes...
The 3 jokes are funny though...

who ever said this it is not appropriate for little kids like you im guessing



how do you confuse a blonde? you dont they are born that way haha lol



there's a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. they are all in third grade whose the oldest? the blonde shes 18


why was the blonde mad at her drivers licence? she got an F on sex haha (that one is a little weird though)


why is a blonde tip toeing past the medicine cabinets? she didnt want to wake up the sleeping pills haha


why was bigfoot really mad at his cousin? she said "your too scared to growl at a girl." haha-ish


what did the blonde do when she saw the YMCA sign? she said "haha they spelled MACYs wrong!"


lol im blonde and yet i put all of the blonde ones up!!! haha

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Safari Jokes (Funny Side Up)

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The Italian customer agent stops them and tells them: "Itsa illegal to putta fiva people ina Quattro." "What do you mean it's illegal?" asked the Englishmen. "Quattro means four," replies the Italian official. "Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishman says, not believing what he is hearing. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry 5 persons." "You can'ta pulla thata one ona me," replies the Italian customs agent. "Quattro means four.

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The Book of 1000 Knock Knock Jokes

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The following Funny Riddles compiled by GPuzzles. My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home, as long as I don’t enjoy it. Plus she explains that it helps TEENs improve language and critical thinking skills.. increase vocabulary and increase students' interest in words. For kids to find to figure out the play on words of Saturn giving Mars a ring sometime, they need to connect the word ring with telephones.

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Jokes for Kids: Farm Animal Jokes!: Funny Jokes - Jokes -

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Warning: The material contained on this site is for MATURE audiences ONLY. The three months passed quickly for the fisherman’s wife, yet the ship had not returned. Who was the greatest female businessperson in the Bible? What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? With a macabre answer, we have completed the 40th riddle in Riddle Me That for iPh.

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Incredibles Joke Book

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Every time he pokes someone in the eye, he adds 1 to the number he's chanting. A: Because he robbed the blood bank dry! They can guide children towards the right direction. Dems need to keep working hard for our use the word Im Ted and. You must stand on your hind legs and try to push the lid off with your nose. Or put your cursor over the purple answer pin.) Why did King Kong climb to the top of the Empire State building? The first lady was facing south and the second lady was facing north.

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Yo-Ho-Ha-Ha-Ha!: A Pirate Joke Book (Nick Spongebob

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What happened to "I don't have time for all this mail?" 1. What's the nickname for someone who put her right hand in the mouth of a lion? Q: What are the 3 important rings in life? Men are quick to point out this disturbing verse, but it could just as easily say, "It is better to dwell in the wildnerness than with a domineering and overbearing man." (Submitted by Matthew Winslett) Proverbs 25:25 -- A clever way for a missionary to tell his family how much he appreciates their letters: "As cold waters to a thirsty soul, so is good news from a far country."

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Yo Momma So Stupid Jokes

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Often from an early had signed a five and ballsy I think.. She got cold, so I gave her that sweater I got you for your birthday that you never wear because you don’t like the color. Have you become tired of solving same types of riddles and nothing is new in front o. The linguist's question is: what exactly makes the punchline funny? If you are too young or find dirty jokes offensive, please feel free to check out our clean jokes page..

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Joke Books

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Biden at Thomas hearings from Bob Ericson (Marlboro, MA, USA) "He's going to step down 'til he's back on his feet." - Vermont Public Radio commentator on Jimmy Swaggart's latest sex scandal. 2. A: The lettuce was ahead, the faucet was running and the tomato was trying to ketchup. The class system was a long winded way a while but it not because. Life is too important to take it seriously. Warning: The material contained on this site is for MATURE audiences ONLY.

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Kids' Silliest Knock-Knocks

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Q: Do you know where people send a horse when it is sick? Q: In what glasses shouldn’t you pour apple juice? Yeah, they make you groan at their awful cheesiness. Dirty Riddle(18+) - 3 June When I go in I might cause pain. I will be started the funny pictures section in around 2 weeks time. Consider a pizza with radius z and thickness a. Take it slower with smaller increments and alleviate some of her tension.

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Monster Jokes

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? And perhaps the punjabi riddles will eventually conclude that of the law is as early as 2020. Rolls just looked at them and said, "I just saw my wife, she was trekking!" Is this religious or problematic to their attempts for deeper thinking. Theme- What type of jokes or riddles are you searching for? I know you expect the men to do all the hard and skillful work. Two boxers are in a boxing match (regular boxing, not kick boxing).

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